I think Jason Bateman is hilarious.

I have a fear of flushing the toilet on an airplane. I’m convinced that one day this simple action will trigger a string of catastrophic mechanical failures that ultimately bring down the plane. I don’t want to die in the pooper.

I have extremely large hands. I inherited them from my grandfather. They have been a conversation piece for others my entire life.

I think it’s really funny when someone mistakingly flips the I and A when spelling my first name.

I’m married to a beautiful bride named Kristen. Together we created Chris (age 12), Zachary (age 9), Logan (age 7) and Blazer (due December 23, 2010.) Yes, I'm as shocked as you. Why Blazer? Because we haven't selected a name yet. I'm desperately leaning towards Noah. Get it? Noah Moore. Say it fast, you'll get it.

My high score bowling is 242. Yes, I’m serious.

I’m crazy about futbol. Yes, I spelled futbol correctly you daft Americans!

I once rode my bicycle from Oregon to Alaska.

I once rode my bicycle from California to Minnesota.

Speaking of Minnesota, I’m a life-long Vikings fan. Hey Brett! Why didn’t you just run the freakin’ ball!

I write and eat left-handed. I do everything else right-handed.

I was born in Portugal.

I once killed a grizzly bear with a #2 pencil and a loose-leaf notebook.

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