When I take the trash out to the street at night I have to run all the way back to the house as fast as I can. The score so far: Me 1,563 – Killer Zombies 0.

I enjoy eating cream cheese, peas and peanut butter straight.

If I get a sandwich with sesame seeds on the bun, I’ll scrub the seeds off and eat them one-by-one. That’s probably the same obsessive compulsive (*Cough) attention to detail trait that makes me line up all my remotes perfectly on the coffee table before I leave the house.

I bet I can ride a wheelie longer than you!

I have a Queensland Heeler named Gypsy.

I HATE it when people address me as Boss, Champ, Sport, Turbo or Chief.

If the bomb went off tomorrow and I had to fight for gas and food by driving a supercharged car, shoot guns, wear football armor and sport a Mohawk… I’d be WAY into that…

If I do it all over again I’d be an archaeologist.

I am working on remodeling my backyard to look like Pandora, yet the personal ad I have out on Craigslist for a (Hot 10ft Smurf) remains unanswered.